Even your panic deserves a plus‑one — and now it sparkles.
This holographic die‑cut sticker catches the light the same way your brain catches worst‑case scenarios. It’s a badge of honor for the mentally maxed‑out, the emotionally overclocked, and anyone who’s ever spiraled about spiraling… but in a cute, pastel‑panic kind of way.
Place it anywhere you need a shimmering reminder that you’re not alone in the chaos. Perfect for students, creatives, therapists, and anyone who’s mastered the art of nervous laughter while pretending to be a functional adult.
Because if you’re going to unravel, you might as well do it in holographic.
🎁 Perfect For
• Students, therapists, and anxious creatives
• Birthdays, holidays, or “I saw this and thought of your brain” gifting moments
• Laptops, water bottles, journals, planners, and chaotic workspaces
• Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while Googling breathing exercises
⭐ Product Features
• 🌈 Holographic finish reflects light and emotional instability with flair
• 🌱 Eco‑friendly inks give bold color with a low‑impact footprint
• ☀️ UV‑protective laminate keeps your sticker vibrant for 5+ years
• 💧 Water‑resistant vinyl is built to survive tears, spills, and existential dread
• 🫰 Easy‑peel backing — no struggle, just stick and spiral
🧼 Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth from the center outward — like soothing your inner chaos with a deep breath and a half‑hearted affirmation. Avoid water, harsh cleaners, and unsolicited coping strategies from people who “mean well.”
