Welcome to the logistics crypt. Below is everything you need to know about how your order travels from our lair to your doorstep.

Print‑on‑Demand Fulfillment

Every item we offer is made‑to‑order, conjured into existence just for you. Please allow 2–5 business days for production while our printers hum, whir, and occasionally groan like office zombies waking from a nap.

Shipping Times

Once your order escapes the production realm, delivery times depend on your location and the shipping method you choose at checkout.

For U.S. orders, the estimated transit time is 3–7 business days after production.

These are estimates, not prophecies. Delivery dates are not guaranteed — even our undead powers have limits.

Shipping Costs

• U.S. orders under $75 ship for a flat $4.99

• Orders $75+ ship FREE, no secret codes or ritual chants required

Lost or Delayed Packages

We’re not responsible for delays caused by carriers, weather, or mysterious forces beyond mortal control.

BUT — if your package goes missing or seems to be wandering the postal wasteland for too long, contact us. We’ll rise from the customer‑service underworld and do everything we can to help track it down.

Contact

Questions about shipping? You may summon us here.