For when your brain’s buffering but your calendar won’t stop pinging.
This die-cut sticker features a flaming dumpster on a crisp white background, paired with the painfully accurate phrase “Mentally I’m Offline.” It’s the perfect accessory for anyone who’s emotionally unavailable but still somehow booked and busy.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or journal—anywhere you need a reminder that surviving is a vibe. Great for students, remote workers, creatives, and anyone who’s ever replied “lol same” to their own thoughts.
Perfect For:
• Zoom/Teams fatigue survivors
• Burnt-out creatives
• Students who live in the library
• Anyone who’s Googled “how to disappear professionally”
Product Features:
• 🔥 Matte finish – smooth, modern texture that keeps the chaos classy
• 🌎 Eco-solvent inks – bold colors, low impact
• ☀️ UV protective laminate – keeps your dumpster fire vibrant for 5+ years
• 💧 Water-resistant vinyl – built to survive spills, storms, and spontaneous identity crises
• 🫰 Easy peel backing – no struggle, just stick and vibe
Care Instructions:
Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth—like you’re brushing away the ashes of your last meltdown. Start from the center and work outward, avoiding harsh cleaners, water, or unsolicited advice.
