When Your Vibe Is 90% Doomscroll, 10% Undead Sass
This die-cut vinyl sticker is a matte-finished ode to the emotionally zombified and fashionably brain‑fried. Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles, or any surface that deserves a little graveyard glam. Gift it to your fellow ghoul—or hoard it yourself, because let’s be honest, you clawed your way here.
Why It Metaphorically Slays (and Literally Shambles):
• 💀 Matte finish for that smooth, coffin‑cool, dead‑inside texture
• 🌎 Eco-solvent inks—because even zombies know sustainability keeps the apocalypse chic
• ☀️ UV protective laminate keeps your sticker from fading like your will to socialize
• 💧 Water-resistant vinyl for indoor/outdoor existential hauntings
• 👍 Easy peel backing—because dexterity isn't exactly a zombie's strong suit
Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth. Or drag it through the graveyard mist. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. You're undead now. 🧟
