Your vibe is buffering. Your social battery is at 2%. And now your sticker reflects that beautifully.
This holographic die‑cut sticker shimmers like your last nerve under fluorescent lighting.
Slap it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or workspace and let the world know: today is not the day. Perfect for introverts, neurodivergent folks, anxious gremlins, and anyone who’s mastered the art of polite avoidance with a touch of sparkle. Because sometimes the best boundary is shiny, adhesive, and impossible to ignore.
🎁 Perfect For
• Introverts and neurodivergent folks who need a glittery buffer zone
• Students, creatives, and remote workers living in a constant state of “please no talkie”
• Friends who ghost group chats with grace and self‑preservation
• Anyone who’s ever needed a moment of peace in a world that insists on being loud
💡 Why It Speaks Your Truth
• 🌈 Holographic finish reflects light and emotional exhaustion with flair
• 🌱 Eco‑friendly inks — guilt‑free self‑expression
• ☀️ UV‑protective laminate stays sharp indoors or out
• 💧 Water‑resistant vinyl holds up through meltdowns and minor existential crises
• 🫶 Easy‑peel backing because you don’t need one more thing to stress about
🧼 Care Instructions
Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth. No need to overthink it — this sticker already understands your entire personality.