You’re exhausted. You’re electrified. You’re basically a glittering corpse with Wi‑Fi.
This holographic sticker is your badge of honor for surviving another cursed day of late‑stage capitalism with zero motivation and maximum spectral sparkle. Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles, or any surface that screams “I haunt this space.” Gift it to your burnout buddy or wear it like ghostly armor in the endless war against productivity. Because being alive…ish is plenty.

🧟‍♀️ Great For:
• Fans of zombie‑core, corpse couture, and spectral glam
• Chaos gremlins who sparkle through the apocalypse
• Goths, goblins, and the gloriously dead inside
• Friends who cackle through existential dread
• Decorating laptops, water bottles, or crypt journals with undead shimmer

⚰️ Product Features:
• 🌈 Holographic finish – shines like a disco ball in a graveyard
• 🌎 Eco-solvent inks – because even zombies know sustainability is eternal
• ☀️ UV protective laminate – keeps your sticker from fading like your will to socialize
• 💧 Water-resistant vinyl – perfect for indoor/outdoor existential spirals
• 👍 Easy peel backing – because effort is for the living

Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth. Or let it shimmer through the grave dust. It’s fine. Everything’s fine. You’re undead now. 🧟

• 🛍️ Made-to-order items: With the exception of gift cards, all products are crafted just for you.
• ⏱️ Production time: Please allow 2–5 business days for your order to be prepared before shipping.
• 🚚 Delivery window: Orders typically arrive within up to 14 business days after shipping.
• 🔄 Returns: For details on returns and refunds, please see our Refund Policy.