{"product_id":"trash-royalty-magnet","title":"Trash Royalty – Die-Cut Magnet 🧲","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the raccoon who rules the alley — and your fridge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis magnet is a tribute to every snack‑stealing, crown‑wearing, chaos‑loving creature out there and is perfect for any magnetic surface that could use a little royal mischief. With a sleek matte finish and eco‑conscious printing, it’s both adorable and unapologetic — the official crest of the Trash Goblin Kingdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎯 Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Chaos gremlins, trash goblins, and crowned critter enthusiasts\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, lockers, toolboxes, office cabinets, and snack shrines\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who thrive on mischief, memes, and midnight scavenging\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who identifies spiritually as a raccoon in a tiny crown\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246 \/ 0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: border-box; border-width: 0px; border-style: solid; border-color: rgba(179, 179, 179, 0.3); font-weight: bold; font-size: 1.125rem; line-height: 1.75rem; color: #434341; font-family: 'Noto Sans'; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e⭐\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Why It Reigns Supreme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 👑 \u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e smooth, majestic, and royally unbothered\u003cbr\u003e• 🧲 \u003cstrong\u003eStrong magnetic backing\u003c\/strong\u003e clings like a raccoon to a pizza box\u003cbr\u003e• 🌱 \u003cstrong\u003eEco‑friendly inks\u003c\/strong\u003e because even royalty should be responsible\u003cbr\u003e• ☀️ \u003cstrong\u003eUV‑protective laminate\u003c\/strong\u003e long‑lasting rule indoors or out\u003cbr\u003e• 🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious gift\u003c\/strong\u003e for animal lovers, students, and certified trash goblins\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWipe gently with a soft, dry cloth — your majesty deserves it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Magnet \/ 2\" x 2\"","offer_id":43533287653455,"sku":"29926376808849836929","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 3\" x 3\"","offer_id":43533287686223,"sku":"26665251714562801198","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 4\" x 4\"","offer_id":43533287718991,"sku":"10273035573287054667","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 5\" x 5\"","offer_id":43533287751759,"sku":"15976367127804438928","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 6\" × 6\"","offer_id":43533287784527,"sku":"31198233682383314348","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9392\/0079\/files\/3031684588645045494_1200.jpg?v=1756944684","url":"https:\/\/thebeardedskeleton.com\/products\/trash-royalty-magnet","provider":"The Bearded Skeleton","version":"1.0","type":"link"}