{"product_id":"fts-magnet","title":"F*ck This S*it Die-Cut Magnet – Loud. Sassy. Unfiltered. 🧲","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome days call for subtlety. This magnet is not for those days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eFeaturing the bold FTS design, it turns any metal surface into a public service announcement about your mood. Perfect for fridges, lockers, office cabinets, or anywhere you want to broadcast your emotional weather report with zero hesitation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re declaring a vibe, gifting a laugh, or simply decorating with unapologetic flair, this magnet keeps it real in a way passive‑aggressive sticky notes never could. Loud, sassy, and delightfully unfiltered — it’s the attitude upgrade your space didn’t know it needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• People who communicate exclusively in vibes\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who appreciate humor with bite\u003cbr\u003e• Office snark, locker laughs, and fridge‑door therapy\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who’s over it and wants the world to know\u003cbr\u003e• Gifting moments that need grit, not glitter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⭐ Product Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 🧲 \u003cstrong\u003eStrong magnetic backing\u003c\/strong\u003e stays put like your last nerve\u003cbr\u003e• 🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e smooth, stylish, and just the right amount of snark\u003cbr\u003e• 🌎 \u003cstrong\u003eEco‑friendly inks\u003c\/strong\u003e provide sass with a conscience\u003cbr\u003e• 💪 \u003cstrong\u003eDurable material\u003c\/strong\u003e built to survive side‑eyes and snack raids\u003cbr\u003e• 🧁 \u003cstrong\u003eCompact size\u003c\/strong\u003e — big impact, small footprint\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eGive it a quick swipe with a soft, dry cloth. Nothing fancy. No scrubbing, no soaking, no dramatic cleaning rituals. This magnet is here to stick around, not to survive your overachieving tendencies.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Magnet \/ 2\" x 2\"","offer_id":43533280542799,"sku":"15194621299246172371","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 3\" x 3\"","offer_id":43533280575567,"sku":"31758427063080439498","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 4\" x 4\"","offer_id":43533280608335,"sku":"10480775279933871055","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 5\" x 5\"","offer_id":43533280641103,"sku":"22831399808271417863","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 6\" × 6\"","offer_id":43533280673871,"sku":"26369251422534794859","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9392\/0079\/files\/15764222855145162110_1200.jpg?v=1756932890","url":"https:\/\/thebeardedskeleton.com\/products\/fts-magnet","provider":"The Bearded Skeleton","version":"1.0","type":"link"}