{"product_id":"ctfd-magnet","title":"Calm the F*ck Down – Die‑Cut Magnet | Ctrl + Alt + Chill 🧲","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome days you need a gentle reminder to breathe. Other days you need a magnet that screams it for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis die‑cut magnet brings unapologetic, tech‑flavored sass to any magnetic surface — perfect for the fridge you stress‑snack in front of, the locker you hide in, or the office filing cabinet that’s seen too damn much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith bold lettering and a clean matte finish, it delivers the message loud and clear: reboot your vibe, force‑quit the drama, and stop spiraling before your internal fan kicks on. It’s the grown‑up equivalent of hitting Ctrl + Alt + Delete on your mood — minus the system crash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re gifting it to a friend who needs a reality refresh or keeping it for your own emotional Task Manager, this magnet brings instant attitude with zero lag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Stress relief with a side of sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e• Office rebels and fridge philosophers\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who need a laugh (or a gentle shutdown)\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who communicates in error messages and sighs\u003cbr\u003e• Home offices, cubicles, and chaotic kitchen command centers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⭐ Product Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 🧲 \u003cstrong\u003eStrong magnetic backing\u003c\/strong\u003e for a secure hold\u003cbr\u003e• 🖤 \u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e for a clean, bold, anti‑glare look\u003cbr\u003e• 🌱 \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted with eco‑solvent inks\u003c\/strong\u003e because saving the planet is part of the code\u003cbr\u003e• 🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eCompact size\u003c\/strong\u003e — big enough to make a statement, small enough to fit anywhere\u003cbr\u003e• 🎁 Perfect for stocking stuffers, desk drops, or fridge flair\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eWipe gently with a soft, dry cloth. No need to debug — just chill.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Magnet \/ 2\" x 2\"","offer_id":43533281919055,"sku":"24570613517996233636","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 3\" x 3\"","offer_id":43533281951823,"sku":"99040946070699704955","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 4\" x 4\"","offer_id":43533281984591,"sku":"11007602900081537817","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 5\" x 5\"","offer_id":43533282017359,"sku":"15434125357305921594","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 6\" × 6\"","offer_id":43533282050127,"sku":"32077915539929085651","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9392\/0079\/files\/17332242895374463556_1200.jpg?v=1756926328","url":"https:\/\/thebeardedskeleton.com\/products\/ctfd-magnet","provider":"The Bearded Skeleton","version":"1.0","type":"link"}