{"product_id":"anxiety-magnet","title":"My Anxiety Has Anxiety – Die‑Cut Magnet 🧲","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStick it to your fridge like it’s your emotional support appliance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eThis magnet says what everyone with a chronically overactive brain already knows. It’s the perfect blend of humor, honesty, and \u003cem\u003e“I’m spiraling but make it aesthetic”\u003c\/em\u003e energy for anyone who’s ever panicked about panicking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s holding up your therapy reminder, a grocery list you’ll forget anyway, or just vibing on your filing cabinet, this magnet brings mental‑health‑with‑a‑wink to any metal surface. The light variant keeps things clean and minimalist — ideal for the overthinker who’s also overthinking the magnet placement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA great gift for friends who get it, coworkers who need it, or yourself… because you deserve a little laugh with your coping mechanisms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Great For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Fridges, lockers, office cabinets, and magnetic whiteboards\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays, holidays, or “Saw this and thought of your brain” gifting moments\u003cbr\u003e• Students, therapists, anxious creatives, and anyone who’s had a panic attack about a panic attack\u003cbr\u003e• Gifting to your therapist, your anxious bestie, or yourself (again)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⭐ Product Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 💪 \u003cstrong\u003eStrong hold\u003c\/strong\u003e stays put on fridges, lockers, and metal surfaces\u003cbr\u003e• 🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e features a smooth, modern texture with a subtle sheen\u003cbr\u003e• 🧲 \u003cstrong\u003eDurable backing\u003c\/strong\u003e that's built to survive fridge slams and emotional breakdowns\u003cbr\u003e• 🌱 \u003cstrong\u003eEco‑friendly inks\u003c\/strong\u003e give bold color with a low‑impact footprint\u003cbr\u003e• 🧁 \u003cstrong\u003eCompact size\u003c\/strong\u003e that's big enough to make a statement, small enough to fit anywhere\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eKeep dry. Clean gently with a soft, damp cloth — like soothing your inner chaos with a tiny act of control. Do not submerge in water; this magnet already carries enough emotional baggage.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Magnet \/ 2\" x 2\"","offer_id":43533291716687,"sku":"77563695645721218547","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 3\" x 3\"","offer_id":43533291749455,"sku":"29263911184794520943","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 4\" x 4\"","offer_id":43533291782223,"sku":"14191345223137823707","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 5\" x 5\"","offer_id":43533291814991,"sku":"95803776792138054381","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Magnet \/ 6\" × 6\"","offer_id":43533291847759,"sku":"12325459796967907541","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/9392\/0079\/files\/6938710363242548642_1200.jpg?v=1763065440","url":"https:\/\/thebeardedskeleton.com\/products\/anxiety-magnet","provider":"The Bearded Skeleton","version":"1.0","type":"link"}